What Would Chuck Bass Do?

Chuck
because you are also entitled to tap that ass.

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Aug 6

Try to convince Blair that on you she would be so much more. A physical demonstration may be helpful.


Don’t let him eff with an effer.

Don’t let him eff with an effer.


If you happen to run into John Maybry from the New York Times, make sure to tell him know how proud you are of Miss Waldorf and her commitment to Mr. Archibald.


Aug 5
When Nathaniel doesn’t show, break out the Erickson Beamon.

When Nathaniel doesn’t show, break out the Erickson Beamon.


If questioned, ask for a definition.


Remind her that if she wants to play rough, all she has to do is ask.


Care about three things: money, the pleasures money brings you, and Nathaniel.


If it sounds Freudian, tell him.


Be polite.  After the removal of a certain chastity belt, be sure to track down the former wearer and extend an invitation to avoid you over breakfast.


Always take the limo.

Always take the limo.


Replay the memory of her purring in your ear over and over.


If your father’s current girlfriend is not answering his calls and you told her he was screwing twenty-five year olds, there’s something you have to tell him.


If Bart does not go for Victrola, have Alfonso make you an omelet and wash it down with a bilini or two.


Make sure he reads the proposal.  It shows a much bigger picture.


Be a patron of burgeoning talent.

Be a patron of burgeoning talent.


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